misogynistcatgirl:

Some of y'all take “do stuff, it’ll improve your health” as ableist because you’ve been stuck in a pattern of self harming behaviours so long that you consider your mental illness to be what defines you completely, and you see anyone attempting to help you with mental illness as someone attacking you. It’s not healthy, you need a change of mindset and attitude, smell some flowers, get some rest, bake a cake, get a hobby or brush your teeth. Just find anything that isn’t unhealthy that you enjoy doing. It will help, I swear.

ravenbirde:

enough tedtalk….. it’s time to tedlisten………

bugs-are-buddies:

breaking7:

hoenngarbage:

My Pokémon when its paralyzed: It’s paralyzed! It can’t move!

My opponent’s Pokémon when it’s paralyzed:

grootpoepjeplasjehoofd:

Can time stop for a minute?

transcephalopod:

sapphoisms:

zyxwk:

sapphoisms:

tiramiisu:

sapphoisms:

i’m homoplatonic i’m only friends with other gays

okay same but like… i really hope op isn’t making fun of platonic orientations which regard who you are attracted to in a queerplatonic way…like a lot of people (not just aces/aros who kinda started qp stuff) use homoplatonic to say hey! i am only attracted queerplatonically to people of my same gender!
i know a lot of tumblr people make fun of silly orientations or labels but like… i really hope this isnt the case ://

it is the case ://

yall think it’s funny to reinforce the socionormativity implying that platonormative society is funny while oppressing marginalized platonic oriented people such as aplatonix. this is a form of aphobic allonormativity, strictist suptilicism and variphobic zedsexism

bitch what language is this

I said that out loud and my furniture started floating

speedoweedo:

weedmeowth:

speedoweedo:

weedmeowth:

i unironically love the muppets i think we all do tho

weed the ppl out of your life who only like muppets ironically. you dont need that kind of negativity in your life.

did you say weed